Item: “My Custom Yoga Mat”
Source: Dormtique
The Pitch: “One of Oprah’s Favorite Things… and Dr. Oz’s too! Oprah’s choice is light green with baby pink embroidery.”

Based in the meditative practices of Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism and now, Commercialism! Forget all that mumbo jumbo about uniting with the universe while losing one’s self in the practice. Now you can jam your face directly into yourself during a downward dog series. These are pretty little drops of eye candy. I get that. But is there nothing that we do not feel the need to stitch our names all over these days? Do I need to be reminded when I’m swinging myself into warrior position what my name is?

Namaste? Nope. Namastme.

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