Sure the homicide rate is through the roof, but whaddyagonnado? Yes, I love my new home. And here’s reason No. 1: In Prince George’s County they call the bus what it is: The Bus.

No fancy monikers or acronyms for this workingman’s county. You can have your Metros, your BARTs, your MARTAs. Because PG County people know what they’re riding. They’re riding the bus. It says so right on the back.

What this county lacks in keeping people unmurdered it more than makes up for in transportation naming.