Pitch: Navy SEALs are a special breed of warrior who conduct special operations in any environment, but who are uniquely trained and equipped to operate from, around and in maritime areas. SEALs take their name from the environments in which they are trained to operate: sea, air and land.
Sure the terrorists hate us for our fried Coke balls and our Bibleopoly. But every now and then their hatred is really on the mark. They hate us because, occasionally, mustachioed men in jogging shorts with 0-percent body fat and awfully good aim come and kill them. Hooyah.